Work husband (WH): I have to go pickup mules for LK (his wife) at lunch today.
Me: Mules?
WH: Moscow Mule mugs. LK saw some being sold for $1 each and I’m picking up 12.
Me: I didn’t know you drank Moscow Mules.
WH: I’ve never had one.
Me: 🤔
WH: You know how she likes to entertain.
Me: Where is she going to put them?
WH: She’s already picked out a spot.
Me: …
WH: She went to Barnes and Noble with her stepmom this weekend.
Me: How many did she buy?
WH: I don’t know. I only saw the amount.
Me: 😂
